minnesota

1. (Minnesota) (2237↑, 523↓)

1. State...ass 2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe) 3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it 4. Nice people 5. Better weather 6. Best schools (No really, best rated)

Shitty Little Kid: Mom, why are we going to Minnesota Mom: Umm, because it's like the best place ever.

Author: Minnesota Native http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1201371

2. (minnesota) (1083↑, 225↓)

the land of 3 seasons, winter, summer, and road construction.

"the gophers won against the hawkeyes, so in celebration i teabagged an iowan.

Author: mlen http://minnesota.urbanup.com/384509

3. (Minnesota) (820↑, 33↓)

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Duluth sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?" 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell\! (see: 500 below zero)

Author: starslugger09 http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2238529

4. (Minnesota) (849↑, 181↓)

Our governor used to be able to beat up your governor. bitch.

"Im jesse ventura, i kick ass"

Author: james http://minnesota.urbanup.com/420741

5. (minnesota) (824↑, 208↓)

Minnesota: an upper MidWest state, populated by Nordic descendants (hence the Vikings NFL team) and Native Americans. Located on the edge of the flat and seemingly endless praire, the state gets blast-chilled by polar winds for most of the year. The bulk of the people live in the Twin Cities (hence the MN Twins MLB team) and the surrounding cookie-cutter sprawl, while the rest of the state is scattered with God-forsaken iron mining towns (up north) or small, Lutheranesque farming communities that produce wheat and soybeans, which later get moved around by unsightly, rectangular barges down the Mississippi river or shipped to far-away places from the Duluth harbor. The state is characterized by high taxes, high welfare levels (possibly Scandinavian influences), strong economy (scores of large co.'s are HQed here, incl. Gen Mills that made the cereal you are for breakfast, 3M that made your lint roller, Medtronic that made your grandpa's pacemaker, Hormel that makes the Spam you grew up on, Polaris that made your uncle Duffy's snowmobile, Target, whose repulsive target-eye dog seems to be everywhere, etc.), changing demographics (growing Latino, Somali and Hmong enclaves), changing politics (a pronounced shift to the right). Vacationing generally means "goin' to the cabin up Nort'" for fishing and boating, while the winter is spent is super-luxurious ice fishing shacks with TVs and bunk beds, drinking the local Grain Belt beer. The people are overall Minnesotah-nice, meaning that anything that they disapprove of is glossed over as "oh, that's different". The state's public radio service (recently renamed AMerican Public Media) produces some of the most popular national programs, such as Prairie Home Companion, Marketplace, Speaking of Faith, St Paul Sunday, Futuretense, etc. Quite a feat for a semi-frozen swath of land that has about 5 mil people in it.

Minnesota frequently makes it on the last page of your daily hometown paper as the coldest place in the nation.

Author: Hernand Poncho http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1013847

6. (minnesota) (642↑, 122↓)

*The state of hockey. *Home to Hockey town,usa (not to be confused with the "fake" hockey town,usa 'detroit'...detroit is a city..not a town fawkers) *land of 10,000 lakes *minnesota nice...unless of course you are driving *We do not say "eh"...thats canada *"a's" and "o's" are pronounced differently than everyone else....

"Im from minnesotah\!"

Author: Yo_ma\\'ma http://minnesota.urbanup.com/199673

7. (minnesota) (435↑, 101↓)

A land of many things. Depending where you are at. Lots of alcoholics and snow. However there is also lots of nice people and sun. Land of lakes and land of mosquitoes. Land of people who are smart and are dumb. But where ever you are in Minnesota you can most of the time have fun.

"Brr, it's freaking cold out here\!" next day "Damn, it's freaking hot out here\!"

Author: Edub Troms http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1347107

8. (minnesota) (394↑, 68↓)

1) Land of 10,000 Lakes and 475,947,540,594,750 Mosquitos. 2) We do NOT sound like the poeple in Fargo. In fact, we Minnesotans laugh at your stupidity for thinking so. I'm beginning to wonder if ANY of you have ever talked to a REAL Minnesotan. But, we do have a slight accent. And there's nothing wrong with that. 3) We're not conservative hicks. Some are conservative, some are liberal and some just don't really care. 4) We have Mall Of America, baby\! It's huge and they're going to extend it further. It's really great there, check it out\! Interesting little facts: - If a shopper spent 10 minutes browsing at every store, it would take them more than 86 hours to complete their visit to Mall of America. - Seven Yankee Stadiums can fit inside Mall of America. 5) Ahem, we have FOUR seasons. If you've been to Minnesota, for a FULL year- then you would know this. If not, don't even open your stupid a** mouth. And our Summer ranges from 70-115 degrees, dumb a**es\! 6) People in Minnesota say pop, not coke or soda. Get the f*** over it\! Soda is acceptable. Coke is just retarded, Coke is a KIND of pop/soda. "Yeah, I'd like a Coke" *Person brings Coca-Cola* "WTF IS THIS?\!\!?\!?\! I DIDN'T MEAN A COKE COKE, I MEANT A MOUNTAIN DEW COKE". Pshh, yeahhh. 7) People in Minnesota do NOT brag about us being the best state, because we usually don't think that. We'd only think it if we traveled to EVERY state and felt Minnesota was better for us. *Cough* People boasting about their state being \#1 is pathetic, I'm PRETTY SURE 99% of them haven't been to EVERY state the U.S.A offers. 8) The Minnesota Long Goodbye. I hate it, but it's true. A Minnesotan will take anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour or so just to say goodbye. If you come to Minnesota, be prepared for it. 9) We have severe road rage, but we do not drive like the idiots in Texas. :) 10) Fresh air, trees, beautiful scenery = Minnesota. 11) Everyone in the bigger states think they are THE BEST. Well, sure. You have the highest crime rates. Congrats\! You're kid isn't safe at the park, in school or any other public place for that matter. Atleast in Minnesota, we can walk around and NOT get shot at. :) I love living with no fear. 12) Overall, Minnesota is an upbeat state. It isn't given enough credit, because everyone choses to hate on it. I personally think it's Wisconsin and Iowa giving us a bad name.

Minnesota is a cool state, if people just give it a f***ing chance and stop being so egotistical about their state.

Author: YEAH, WHATEVER. http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2340808

9. (minnesota) (468↑, 158↓)

minnesota is best state in the whole country. it has a wide variety of weather situations inculding SUMMER where the temperature can reach up to about 100 degrees. there are a lot of different races religons and people here and PLUS our governer can beat up your governer\!

all minnesotans are extremly sexy and very good at snowboarding or skiing

Author: andrea http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1110415

10. (Minnesota) (253↑, 78↓)

1.the Hockey State 2.Land of 10,000 lakes 3.God's little Weather Experiment 4. The Supirior State ([Lake Supirior] Also [Wisconsin] and [Michegan]) 5. the Bane of the Packer fans exisitance

1. ever hear of the Miracle on Ice. Damn right 2. actually its more like 20,0000 or something... 3. what do you mean its snowing in March?? 4 welcome to the Farthest west Supririor State 5 Me:(carrying a Crow bar) Hi i'm from Minnesota Packer Fan:(whimpering) DONT HURT ME\!

Author: Scary Terry http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1175644

11. (minnesota) (140↑, 25↓)

Has been voted the cleanest state, very good education.The Xcel center was voted the best in the states. We have the largest mall(that STILL doesn't have a lacoste store) And of course, the state of hockey. I believe wayzata has the largest youth hockey association in the country. forgive me if i am wrong. And Minnesotan residents really don't have crazy weird accents like people think.

Minnesota really does have four seasons.

Author: i love you x33 http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2498964

12. (minnesota) (160↑, 78↓)

A state with 3 seasons: Winter, Mosquitos, and road construction.

what if these mosquitos evolve and can with-stand 50 below temps???

Author: dazie http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1372487

13. (minnesota) (133↑, 58↓)

First off, the "Minnesota accent" is an urban legend. No such thing exists. The people in Minnesota have your standard upper Midwestern accent. Travel through surrounding states, Iowa, Wisconsin, etc... and you'll find that you won't encounter a special Minnesota accent. There is a lot of truth in the stereotypes you hear, but the accent is simply a legend. Second, to the ignorant person who said that Minnesota is some hick state full of conservative hillbillies, think again. Minnesota is in fact very progressive, and has a decent metropolitan area. It is not hick country. Sure, we lack good weather or beaches, sure there aren't mega-cities like New York, sure New York and San Francisco are probably billions of times more exciting then the Twin Cities and sure the geology in Minnesota can seem dull. But what we lack in geology we make up for in greenery. Unlike barren Nevada and Utah, Minnesota is very lush and green. Also, unlike New York and San Francisco, things are quite cheap here. In conclusion, don't base your opinion of Minnesota off the garbage Hollywood and TV feed you.

Holywood says: Minnesota=hick country, Rational person says: Minnesota=perfectly ordinary state not terribly exciting but certainly not hick country,

Author: anonymous person \#2 http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2201820

14. (minnesota) (121↑, 68↓)

The most northern state in the 48 contiguous states that is said to be filled with conservative hicks by the retarded idiots on this site. Although it is actually the bluest state in the entire nation. Even New York sometimes votes Republican. Minnesota was the only state to vote blue in the 1984 election.

Minnesota - land of the 10,000 lakes Minnesota - land of the 10,000,000 liberals

Author: Clinker http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2593060

15. (Minnesota) (82↑, 41↓)

Minnesnowta: Land of the cold air and 10,000 lakes.

Slug: I beg your pardon? This is my secret garden. (minnesota)

Author: lovelife612 http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2820628

16. (Minnesota) (76↑, 35↓)

The Land of 10,000 lakes. The Gopher State. The Siberia of the United States. A cold state of the Upper Midwest/Great Lakes region bounded by Wisconsin, Iowa and the Dakotas. Its location in the Upper Midwest makes it similar to Wisconsin and, unfortunately, Michigan. Minnesota is frequently considered one of the best, most progressive states in the country. Its 5 million residents (21st in population) are blessed with a good economy, good education and some of the country’s best schools, high literacy, and good healthcare with generally healthy people (Rochester is home to the Mayo Clinic), but embraces liberal politics it considers “progressive.” As a result, it is the most tax burdened state in the country--Minnesota never met a tax it didn't like. The capital is Saint Paul and the largest city is its twin, Minneapolis (370,000), to the west. The Minneapolis-St. Paul Metro Area has about 3-million people and is 60% of the state’s population. Minneapolis is a college town and home to the University of Minnesota. The Mall of America is located in nearby Bloomington. Other population centers include include Duluth and Rochester Minnesota is much like its regional states and notorious for its long and brutal winters, numerous lakes and plenty of opportunities to get out an enjoy nature. Many Minnesotans like to do ice sculptures, sled, ski, ice fishing, and go snowmobiling during the long winter. Many “downstate” Minnesotans in the Twin Cities region have vacations homes in the north that they frequent in the summer. Its 5 million residents are descendants of Nordic Europeans with funny, northern accents that resemble a dialect heard in Michigan, Wisconsin and Canada. Minnesotans are conservative by nature, but politically liberal. It is a major “blue” state and frequently supports Democrats in national elections. The stereotypical Minneosta demeanor is called “Minnesota nice” to connote a sort of smiling stubbornness, forced politeness, false humility or passive hostility, but not necessarily haughty. For example, they use word “different” to refer to inferiority. Minnesotans know their state is considered among the progressive in the country, but don’t usually boast about it. Minnesota is the HQ to several large, well known companies like Northwest Airlines (Eagan), Target, 3M, Best Buy and General Mills. It is the birthplace of Judy Garland, Hubert Humphrey, Laura Ingalls-Wilder, Ernest Hemingway, Garrison Keillor, Jessie “the body” Ventura (who was also Governor at one point), Jessica Biel, that idiot Al Franken, Winona Ryder, and Vince Vaughn.

Minnesota is a progressive state to live in with a good quality of life, but dang is it cold.

Author: krock1dk http://minnesota.urbanup.com/3044732

17. (Minnesota) (38↑, 10↓)

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Duluth sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?" 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late. Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell\! (see: 500 below zero)

Minnesota is the place to be

Author: JERKER19 http://minnesota.urbanup.com/5102646

18. (minnesota) (124↑, 104↓)

The best state ever, yes we have the funny accents, and no the state is not flat and prarie like and land of nothing like everybody says, thats only souther minnesota and up by the dakotas, but minnesota is manily trees, lakes, rivers,u know wilderness, its quite lovely. It is manily made up of small iron mining towns, not everyone likes the governor, infact most dont, its just younger people think its cool to have a celebrity, infact i dont like him, he brought our state into a hell hole, and it basically is a liberal state, which is a shame, because mostly everyone here hunts and fishes, and does other sportsmen activities. Mostly everyone here is of Scandinavian descent. And its not a hick state where the hell do people get that from. We have the best weather and seasons, Fall it gets really beautiful out with the trees and is normal weather out, Winter it gets dead chilly and the whole northern state is pure white and looks really nice, and Spring its not the most beautiful looking out manily because all the snow is disapearing and the grass is yellow and its wet out, and summer it gets dead hot out, usually between the 80s and 100s, so we get to experience the best examples of seasons, ice cold winters, and dead hot summers. Minnesota is home to many bands, actors, actresess, companies, and many more, that are huge across the world. Not everyone here plays hockey, but we are good at it, its the best state in the US despite some of inperfections, but every state has them.

We say Minnesooduh, u say minnesota, our old and new governor suck.

Author: MINNESOODUH RUULES http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1432933

19. (Minnesota) (47↑, 28↓)

The BEST STATE EVER Nothing even close to the shitty country Canada Minnesota Nice expect when driving STATE OF HOCKEY suck it Detroit our whole state beats your one city that you stole from us. Biggest mall in the USA the greatest accent ever\! producers of most of the nations corn and wheat worldwide leader in medicine and education the MAYO CLINIC where every rich person in the world comes when they get sick NOT THE DUMB HICKS THAT SURROUND US TO THE NORTH (CANADA) SOUTH (IOWA) WEST (DAKOTAS) EAST (THEY'RE SO SHITTY THEY AREN'T BEING NAMED

M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A MINNESOTA MINNESOTA FUCK WISCONSIN

Author: CSHIT http://minnesota.urbanup.com/4316806

20. (Minnesota) (25↑, 12↓)

Minnesota is a awesome place for awesome people who really don't have accents. Minnesota i filled with sexy, smart, fun, silly, hot, funny girls and HOT, muscle-y sexy guys\! Bottom line: Minnesota is better than... EVERYWHERE\! don't hate because you are soooo f-ing jealous\! We are just better like that.

Guy 1-"that chick is FINE as hell\!" Guy 2-"I know right\! She must be from Minnesota\!"

Author: SexyMe\! http://minnesota.urbanup.com/5416804

21. (minnesota) (11↑, 5↓)

one of the best places to live, theres nice people and a lot of fun stuff to do idk what this little bitch ass hernando is talking about, its not all fields there are big cities and we're rich bitch\! and we dont talk fuckin retarded. his bummy ass couldnt handle minnesota and the winter, he would freez in the negative degrees weather we have, while id be outside playin basketball in shorts and a t-shirt

the city of maple groove, minnesota is getting their own football stadium for their high school

Author: brk\! http://minnesota.urbanup.com/5515352

22. (minnesota) (54↑, 50↓)

10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos. There are more Houses on Water Fronts then compared to Hawaii,California,Florida and Alaska and any other state that borders water....

Minnesota what more is there to say\! For 6 to 7 months out of the year its WINTER. Where we use salt to melt snow, Use anti freezing liquid so our GAS doesnt freeze and some people have to plug there cars in to electrical outlet not to charge the car but to keep from letting the oil freeze cause yes OIL can freeze GASOLINE can also freeze.WEIRD\!\!\!

Author: Big Bear http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1738757

23. (Minnesota) (4↑, 1↓)

A kick-ass state that can beat any other state in the US We have the biggest mall in America (aka Mall OF America), suck it NY shopping FYI that mall also has a rockin amusement park Spoon and Cherry... look it up Named the best state to live in (legit) Also has the top-rated city in the US to live in (Eden Prairie) Ice fishing, skating, sledding, regular fishing, tubing, boating, golfing, other sports, camping, hunting, and shopping are just a FEW of the amazing things you can do in this state

Where do you live? The best place ever\!\! Oh, you're from Minnesota\!

Author: Mr.Brestler http://minnesota.urbanup.com/5629907

24. (Minnesota) (25↑, 29↓)

A Liberal Midwest state.

Minnesota is the Land of 10,000 lakes, liberals, and Lutherans

Author: Neshek46 http://minnesota.urbanup.com/3693951

25. (minnesota) (0↑, 21↓)

the awesome state of 5 million people wait a minute 5 million people that means that our one city of milwauke has more people then the lame state of minnesota and also more beer, fun, and smart people (the uw any of them really) thats problably why people from minnesota go to the uw i mean who wants a gopher as a mascot

( 1 person says in funny minnesota acsent)what are we going today ( 2 person in funney minnesota acsent) i dont know lets go make a ice sculpture (1 person) sure but is it cold and frigid enough

Author: uw panther http://minnesota.urbanup.com/6026189

26. (Minnesota) (2↑, 23↓)

Only Filipinos will understand this. Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota. My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA. (Tagal is Filipino for slow)

Tobi: Yo\! Watch this youtube video\! It's so funny man\!\! Chelsea: Sure\! ....10 minutes later Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT? Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos.. Tobi: Still loading? Chelsea: Yeah\! Minnesota today\!\! :((

Author: Twoahbi http://minnesota.urbanup.com/5366291

27. (Minnesota) (5↑, 51↓)

the worst state ever. even considering alabama & thosesurrounding states' incestuous nasty-ness. too cold. winter for 7 months & 5 months of summer. no spring, no fall. you're either freezing or boiling. it sucks here. there aren't even 10 lakes, let alone 10,000. i think they're counting puddles. the accents are horrible. it's soda, not pop. LEARN HOW TO TALK\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! F*** this shit. this state is terrible. & full of racist hick-wannabes.

person 1- wanna go to minnesota? person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.

Author: shewolf13 http://minnesota.urbanup.com/5819829

28. (Minnesota) (32↑, 99↓)

\#1 in meth production\!

Minnesota has the most meth labs of any state\! (suck on it California\!)

Author: Salty Jonez http://minnesota.urbanup.com/3278418

29. (Minnesota) (5↑, 80↓)

1. One of the 51 one state of the USA. Abreviated MN. 2. "MN" is often used in a text message to mean "My Nigger" 3. Politically correct way of of refering to a fiend as "My Nigger"

What's up MN? [my nigger] What's up Minnesota?

Author: KWJOHNSON http://minnesota.urbanup.com/3736866

30. (minnesota) (63↑, 156↓)

An awesome state with cool people and places (except the fuckin' dumbass conservative hicks). If you visit this state be sure not to venture too far north of the twin cities. This state has the most varied weather. ever.

Guy 1: I'm so glad we didn't go any further north than the twin cities. Minnesota's so cool. Guy 2: I know. I read on urbandictionary that there's dumb republican hick's up their, and it's probably snowing way harder up north right now than it is here. Guy 1: Yeah. I can't believe it was like, ninety degrees ten seconds ago. Cool. I mean...weird.

Author: Billy Billy Billy http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1778386

31. (minnesota) (52↑, 172↓)

This Midwestern swing state was once dominated by DFL'ers, but over the years has held a more conservative stance in the political arena. It can be characterized by various types of extremes, for example it proudly boasts The Mall of America, below zero temperatures, SUVs, high obesity rates, and caucasian majorities of approximately 90%. The state is geographically isolated, with few tourists or habitants from outside the Middle American area. As a result, its residents tend to be racially homogenious, socially secluded and culturally isolated.

We're Minnesotan, don't cha know?

Author: L. L. H. http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2021985

32. (minnesota) (16↑, 153↓)

minnesota was origionally founded by some frenchmen who gave all the landmarks really wierd names like Roseau (prounonced RO-SO) and albert lea. They were later overwelmed by a lot of tree chopping scandinavians which is why the population is 99.9% caucasian .The state is geographically isolated, with few tourists or habitants from outside the Middle American area. As a result, its residents tend to be racially homogenious, socially secluded and culturally isolated, also its full of self obsesed librals. minnesota as you may have heard is the land of 10,000 lakes when in reality it has over 15,000, oh golly, thats amazing\! Half the year its an arctic wasteland and the other half its a giant mosquito infested mud pit. Minnesota is also a self proclaimed provinence of Canada, and yes the people here do speak like the people in the movie Fargo. also the Minnesota Viqueens were defeated at home by the Redsins, how sad is that? you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

(Minnesotan)Mom where are my snow pants? i have to go to school hey its negative 47 degrees\! lets go fishing. now its in the 30s lets go to the lake\!

Author: minnesota hater http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2945613

33. (minnesota) (14↑, 156↓)

A state known for it's cold weather, hockey, sucky schools, and twin cities. I'm from California, and I moved to Suckville (aka Elk River, MN) two years ago. It SUCKS\!\!\!

ex. 1 Native radio lady: Isn't it amazing how warm eleven degrees can feel? Me: Ha\! what [planet] are you from? Friend: yeah, in minnesota, eleven degrees is warm. ex. 2 Science teacher is rambling about [global warming]. Me: Yeah, I've got a question. If the world is warming up... why is it negative twenty-two outside?

Author: Ms. brutally honest http://minnesota.urbanup.com/3699588

34. (Minnesota) (11↑, 165↓)

The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following: 1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE 2.) Clouds conquer the sky 3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days\! 4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone 5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery 6.) All their sports teams SUCK 7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion 8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word) 9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%\# and road construction 10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter The few reasons to visit MN 1.) MOA (Mall of America) 2.) Nice people 3.) enjoy the wacky accents Adj: To describe something very unpleasant

(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota. (Guy 2) And why do you hate your life? Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me (Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better\!

Author: t-bone-baller http://minnesota.urbanup.com/4141701

35. (minnesota) (32↑, 236↓)

1. State that should be [Canada] because the accents are the same, it's just as cold, and the people are nicer in Canada. 2. There's only two seasons. NO...not summer and winter. Winter and spring. 80 degrees is not hot, people. But -30 is cold. 3. State where [snowmobiles] are more often present in parking lots than cars. 4. "Oh ya, you betcha" is often heard coming out of the mouth of a [Minnesotan].

1. "Oh, hey, Ike, you see the hockey game?" "Sure, did, them silly Canadians...huh. Didja go deer huntin'?" "Oh ya...hey Ike...I'm from Canada." "Are ya?" "Oh, sure, I say 'eh'." 2. "Damn it's HOT\!"said the Minnesotan in his state. "Heeeelllpp...." moaned the Minnesotan when visiting Missouri in July. "Hey, look, snow\! The weather says it's gonna snow 4 feet\! And it's gonna be -25\!" "Awesome\! Let's go fishing\!" 3. "Jack, can you give me a ride to school?" "Sure, bring your own helmet." 4. "You see the Vikings game?" "Oh ya, you betcha\! Vikings doing great\!"

Author: Daniyelli http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2281830

36. (Minnesota) (104↑, 319↓)

dreary, boring, insect-infested state populated by people that mangle pronunciation of common words. Prone to clueless politicians and misguided social programs that induce children to run away from home. Almost as bad a state as [Wisconsin].

I got transferred to Minnesota so I quit my job and started drinking. Everyone I ran into in St. Paul was a [box head].

Author: adam_before_eve http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1663447

37. (Minnesota) (41↑, 266↓)

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.

"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")

Author: john http://minnesota.urbanup.com/853943

38. (Minnesota) (24↑, 294↓)

1.The southernest point of canada actually intruding into the continental us 2. A place where people take pride in their state that noone cares about 3.State of two seasons winter and fall 4. Home of the twin cities which are both completly lame 5. State of 10,000 nasty lakes that only a fool would enjoy going in 6. Two races, white people and east african muslims 7. People who claim they dont talk like fargo 8. The mall of america which i would be happy if a terrorist destroyed 9. People who turn on their ac when its 60 degrees 10. The Vikings who suck balls and wear a gay purple, the twins who play on their football field in the worst stadium in the mlb, and the timberwolves who after losing kevin garnet will not be relevent for the next 10 years

take a trip to the twin cities and try to have fun.... I DARE YOU. Talk to someone from minnesota and hear their stupid canadian accent they claim they dont have.

Author: AlexAitch http://minnesota.urbanup.com/2659139

39. (Minnesota) (64↑, 462↓)

Canada junior. People here have a cross between a midwestersn hick accent and a Canadian accent. Minnesota sucks.

Watch MADE in mtv with the comedian girl from Minnesota and you'll hear what I'm talking about.

Author: minnesotaisballs http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1677201

40. (Minnesota) (85↑, 532↓)

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

Author: Jay http://minnesota.urbanup.com/1280686

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Last updated: 2012.03.01